Humour from Good friend

Happy Chinese New Year 2009!

Yes to you all, whether you are Chinese or not. I have so many Chinese friends around the globe, and I myself is partially Chinese. It is a very long history in Thailand for co-existence of Chinese, Chinese customs, Chinese Cultures, and etc. I will find sometime to write more about this.

In 2008, I have been to Taiwan so many many time. During that time, I met so many good friends, and still be in touch with them. And one of those is Chin Wen Chen (琴文陳) from one of the touch screen solution I met. I am in touch with her since November 2008, and owe her so many favour, and apologies. So Happy Chinese New Year To you!!! (if you read this)

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This year, she also one of the first who said Happy Chinese New Year to me, as well as good jokes, which I would love to publish here. According to her, it was taken from Forward email.

A women asks a man who is traveling with six children,
' Are all these kids yours? '
The man replies sarcastically,
' No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints. '


A man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says,
' If you keep on behaving like this, you'll lose ALL your friends '


A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,
' Send me a brother. '
Santa wrote back,


What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress.


Husband asks spouse,
' Do you know the meaning of W.I.F.E.?
It's Without Information, Fighting Every time.'
Wife replies,
' No, It means, With Idiot For Ever! '


What's the difference between stress, tension, and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.


Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, and my mom fainted, dad had a heart attack, and our neighbor ran away.


A young boy asks his Dad,
' What is the difference between confident and confidential? '
' You are my son.
I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there is also my son.
That's confidential! ' Dad says.


That's it! I hope you like it!

Happy Chinese New Year to all!




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